*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via gnarly)


It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via nostalgie-ave)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now


I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

(via nostalgie-ave)


Am i the only one who thinks footballers are hotter in a suit than being shirtless?

(via nostalgie-ave)


do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

(via nostalgie-ave)


u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

(via frost-ed)


Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe in that click.
- Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo  (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: simply-quotes, via evyil)